Any good car owner knows that taking a vehicle in for regular maintenance is essential to keeping it running smoothly. Every 3,000 miles you diligently take your baby in for an oil change. Unfortunately, some guys are applying the same method to their sex lives. Though you might treat your …
Read More »Woman Could Lose 'World's Largest Breasts' to Infection
The breast implants that earned a Texas woman the coveted title of “World’s Largest Breasts” now have landed her in a hospital, fearing for her life. Sheyla Hershey is no stranger to plastic surgery, claiming she has had more than 30 procedures. But her last breast augmentation in pursuit of …
Read More »Princeton Students: Kindle 'Disappointing, Difficult to Use'
When the University announced its Kindle e-reader pilot program last May, administrators seemed cautiously optimistic that the e-readers would both be sustainable and serve as a valuable academic tool. But less than two weeks after 50 students received the free Kindle DX e-readers, many of them said they were dissatisfied …
Read More »Charitable Work; Obama's Broken Promise
Today will mark the launch of a very dynamic partnership that I’m forming with the Wanna Play Fund that will put music in the hands of students across America. One of your favorite parts of the show is the music, both from guest celebrities as well as our in-house band …
Read More »Hollywood Still Loves to Hate Nazis
So the trailer to Quentin Tarantino’s latest flick is out and dismemberment plays a starring role. No surprise here. Body parts are to Tarantino, what clothes are to Kate Winslet: Crap that usually ends up in a pile on the floor. The other non-surprise: The targets of mutilation are Nazis. …
Read More »Bad Manners: Jennifer Aniston Snickers at Brad Pitt's Oscar Loss
Bad Manners: Aniston Snickers at Brad Loss, Did Angelina Have to Force Him to Congratulate Winslet? | Lindsay Lohan a Mess, Sheryl Crow Drops F-Bomb on John McCain For No Real Reason | MyHouse Goes DogHouse: Pooches Party While Celebs Are Left Outside | Did Jennifer Aniston & Heidi Klum …
Read More »Golden Globes: Fashion Recap
Hey, fashionistas! Hollywood’s hottest stars arrived at the Golden Globes ready to rock the red carpet and outshine one another at the foreign press’ big event. Certainly the competition for best dressed was stiffer than ever, as movie and TV stars alike blew us away with their stunning styles. Glamour …
Read More »I Pay Tribute To the Drum Major That Made Barack Obama's Inauguration Possible
The 137-mile train ride that took Barack Obama from Philadelphia to Washington, DC is not nearly as big a trip as the journey of 232 years from the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia to the inauguration of the first black president in Washington, DC. The day before …
Read More »Conservative Ideas Don't Require Affirmative Action
The University of Colorado announced plans to create a “chair in conservative thought” at their very liberal campus. But already College Democrats are fighting the move, saying it’s politicizing the academic environment. Which is funnier than clown pee. I mean, the University of Colorado’s campus is nothing but politicized — …
Read More »Bad Polling News for President Obama
If you watch this program, you know that we do not nitpick Barack Obama. We are not looking to diminish the president. We don’t comb the wilderness for gotcha segments. We believe that would be a huge waste of your time. On the other hand, we are not in the …
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